Today is your birthday and it is so hard to put into words how much you mean to me. It’s even more difficult to not be near you on days like today. Long distance friendships are so challenging and it hurts, but I can’t imagine not having you as my best friend. It has always been beyond worth it. I am proud of you in every way and I am proud to call you my exotic foreign girlfriend. I love you to England and back.
I know neither of us do well with sappy stuff so I’ll leave it at that. Sap sap sap barf barf barf.
Love you with mouth k thx bye. Happy birthday!