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Work was really long today.
Is it illegal to schedule somebody until question mark? It should be.  All day I just kept thinking that if I wanted to I could walk into my manger’s office RIGHT NOW and put in a request to transfer and how I already have a room ready to rent waiting for me at my friend’s apartment.  But then I found out one of my fellow managers is going back to part time and I’m getting more...
Mar 31st
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George R.R. Martin on writing women
George Stroumboulopoulos: There's one thing that's interesting about your books. I noticed that you write women really well and really different. Where does that come from?
George R.R. Martin: You know, I've always considered women to be people.
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So, last night I asked the assistant manager (because she’s less prone to freaking out) if hypothetically I’d ever want to transfer to Austin how difficult that would be. She said not very. So there is that.
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I seriously can not go a week without a co-worker asking me last minute to switch a shift or two that leaves me with hardly any hours and closing most evenings.  Much to their surprise this week I’m saying no, and now, I think I’ll go have a margarita because I’m not closing and I’m not opening tomorrow and I’m not trading stupid shifts with no basic bitches. Get...
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Joanna: I keep thinking about all the photos we're going to take when you're here
Joanna: and how great it'll be
Joanna: that they won't be photoshopped
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My boss called me this morning and told me not to...
Payroll cuts. So I’ve spent the day online shopping for summer clothes. I find myself looking at things that are more appropriate to weather in Austin or England. 
Mar 28th
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Pond
tylerknott: When you have swam in the sea a lake will no longer do; everyone else has been a pond but the ocean was always you. -Tyler Knott Gregson-
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WIGGLE YOUR TUMBLR NAME(S) AROUND.  →
Inverts Utopia. Yep.
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“I just have bigger priorities than hanging out with random guys that pop in and out of my life.” I just seriously do not understand people. Why, on this vast and wide planet, would you think you’re so appealing that of course any time you want to remind me that your foot is still in my door I would drop everything just to accommodate you? Why? Oh, right. Because you always get...
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I took a really sudden trip down to Austin this...
I loved it, but I miss everyone so much already. 
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Good morning, Austin, Texas.
I’m surprised to see me here, too.
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I just watched a lady dig in a dumpster outside of my work with this hook thing for like, twenty minutes straight. Okay.
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petitedeath: strangestwords: “I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as follows: Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete? Me: Because they’re in love, just like Mummy and Daddy are. Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit? We’re all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you.” — ...
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