You could at least stay up until the Hoth part! What if Luke had fallen asleep...– Tyler, as I was driving him home from the bar last night.
After you’ve had a really emotionally trying couple weeks… After you’ve been up since 5:30am working and going to school… It’s a good idea to say yes when your cousin randomly hits you up to go to a concert. Sometimes what you need is to throw back a few and sing a long to some Irish jams. Sometimes, after you’ve been drinking and yelling all night, you...
I rolled a joint once. In my ankle. It hurt.– Tyler, over our birthday dinner of cheese sticks and brownies. Yay adulthood.
Now, a staple of the superhero mythology is there’s the superhero and there’s...– Bill, Kill Bill: Vol. II (via gunslinger)
I love all my friends so much. But like, you guys live in Austin and England and stuff. It just kills me sometimes that I don’t have anyone I can drive down the road and watch movies with or if I have a bad day you can just meet me for pancakes at 2am and then you can tell me if this skirt makes my hips look weird and hey now we can finally go see that movie because I never go see movies. It...
On Friday I received notifications in my mailbox that every. single. thing. I ordered is in and that I need to pick them up at the post office. And all weekend long all I’ve been thinking about is how they’re sitting there, right down the street, but I can not get them because IT’S THE WEEKEND. In other news, what was supposed to be a very lazy, relaxing weekend turned into one...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
let’s play ddr together when I get there– Taylor, completely out of nowhere. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SOULMATES. (via artdecadence) #I love Taylor #you have no idea how much I grinned
Yesterday I had a nice day out with my mom. We had lunch at one of her favorite restaurants. I bought a couple art supplies and some potted plants. I found the cutest, simplest yellow dress. Today will be spent potting plants, drawing, and doing laundry. Maybe I’ll rearrange my room a little. Distractions, self esteem, and new starts.
If you think you know enough to know you know...