architextual: bedbugsbiting: Every time I...
I got a package in the mail.
It’s from SVA. Supposedly there will be a portfolio day in the next week or so. It’d be cool if I had a portfolio or a snowball’s chance in hell of actually getting to go to school.
That awkward moment when...
Your bosses make you learn how to set up and operate some pain in the ass program, make you in charge of its use, get a lot of recognition for the success of a program they don’t touch, get asked to present it to other regional offices, and then have to call you EVERY FIVE SECONDS to ask how to use it because ITS SUCH A PAIN IN THE ASS.
I didn’t go to work for a month. I didn’t leave my bed for eight days straight. I haven’t hung out with anyone, ‘cause if I did, I’d have nothing to say. I didn’t feel angry or depressed. I didn’t feel anything at all. I didn’t want to go to bed, and I didn’t want to stay up late. This always happens around this time every year, and...
My boss has literally just asked me if he can keep...
No, its okay, I like working in a hole.
A few hours ago I woke up from a dream where I was...
Now I just feel awful, because how is any man ever going to live up to that.
I got mail from Joanna today and you probably...
Sucks to be you.
You are Kanye and I am Bruno Mars. You get shit done and I don’t do...– Me, to Paola, just now.
My mom and I were listening to the radio at a red...
Radio Commercial: "The Alzheimer's walk is going to be held in the Dallas/Ft Worth area on blah blah etc."
My mom and me: - awkward silence -
Next Radio Commercial: "The Such and Such Hospital are leaders in the technology to correct Scoliosis and other spine deformities blah blah etc..."
My mom and me: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: Are they just going to name off every health issue we've ever had, or?
My mom: We are a bunch of gimps.
Taylor is describing how she plans on emotionally...
Joanna has tagged me in like four or five things today. I think that’s how she shows affection. Unfortunately I show affection through emotional torture, so.