September 2011
Every Old Navy commercial pushes me closer and...
August 2011
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Taylor is linking me photos of men's dress shoes...
artdecadence:
BUT THEY DO. THEY ALL DO.
Look at this and tell me you don’t see an alligator face. Tell me the next time you’re standing next to a man wearing dress shoes you don’t tuck in your toes a little because you think they’re going to get snapped off by something waiting in the murky depths.
I’m not crazy.
I had my interview this morning and I think it went well. The lady was very sweet and friendly, so I felt really comfortable. The other two girls I interviewed with were great, too, though. So, I guess well see. I came home and took the personality/ethics quiz they always have you fill out. Stealing and smoking marijuana cigarettes is always bad, mk?
Anyway, she said we should hear back in a...
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I don’t want to live in a world where Tha Carter IV sells more copies than Watch The Throne.
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“The trick is to enjoy life. Don’t wish away your days, waiting for better ones...”
– -Marjorie Pay Hinckley (via myhertsgard)
I am so exhausted.
I did not sleep well.
I got my Pottermore email as I left for work.
I did not feel well this morning.
The main man in charge at work (the one most complained about) asked me if I’d like more hours. I said yes because I need the hours, but really the thought made me want to cry. I hope this interview goes well.
He then proceeded to get into a HUGE argument with the head administrator and ended...
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Girlfriends
tomyhusband:
Treat mine well. They know more about you than you could possibly imagine.
architextual asked: Are you Jewish?
I am not Jewish, but a lot of people think that I am. I am either told I look Jewish or they assume I am because I have an inexplicable affinity for the people/culture/religion/customs/history etc. Or, you know, they hear Megan calling me Jewbag.
My friend Megan is really drunk right now.
Megan: I just have to tell you, the wine I'm drinking is kosher and its called Maneschewitz and the name is reminiscent of a concentration camp.
Megan: and I just had to tell you
Footnote: Megan used to lock me in my pantry when we were in junior high and tell me "Now you're like a Jew in an oven!" I'm claustrophobic and when you shut the door the light automatically turns off. Looking back this was really awful on several levels.
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Some dude just sent me a picture of his abs and goes, V for Vendetta!
Pshahahahaha whaaaaat.
The party I went to on Saturday was okay. It was nice to see Ethan because he’s been in China for the past 6 weeks. It’s also really fun to teach him about various pop culture references. Like Lil Wayne (or as he tends to call him, L Wey).
Talked to some guy at the party and he was sweet I guess. But he’s leaving for some country in a month and I really just can’t be...
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“does anybody know a way that a body could get away”
– modest mouse (via umeandeveryoneweknow)
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“I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.”
– Sylvia Plath (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
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“Yes, but you live in Satan’s underpants.”
– Joanna, on Texas.
How Do You Fuck a Fat Woman? By Kate Harding
bajo-el-mar:
So, this essay is from Yes Means Yes! Visions of Female Sexual Power and a World Without Rape. Found on pages 67-76. TRIGGER WARNING for Rape, Rape Apologism, Victim Blaming, and Fat Shaming.
Anyway, this essay really resonated with me. I had to type it all out right away. It is pretty long, but definitely worth a read if you have the time. I’ll be posting a processing post in a...
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