July 2011
June 2011
Oh my god, I only have two more weeks of work and then I’ll be spending some vacation time in Austin.
Bitch, what! That is awesome!
Why are some people naturally so challenging?
If you call and I tell you I’m not sure if someone is in their office but I’d happily transfer you to their extension, why would you say, “Well, she’s usually the only person who calls me from this number.”
Okay. Well. Cool story, but I don’t give a flying fuck at a donut, pal.
AND. IF YOU’RE SO SURE IT’S HER BECAUSE SHE’S OBVIOUSLY IN HER OFFICE...
coreena asked: gah! thanks <3 I love your blog!
Okay, universe. I get it.
I only put on a little bit of make-up this morning before work, because honestly, who gives a flying fuck at the moon anymore.
First person I see when I walk in? A cutie that’s waiting for an interview.
Oh, well fuck me running. First UPS cutie and now interview cutie.
Never again.
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What the fuck just happened.
Seriously.
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Joanna understands my soul.
Dear attractive boy at the UPS Store,
Why did I choose this day to go out without make-up on? Thanks for carrying on a conversation with me anyway. Sorry I’m awkward and I could only think of so many appropriate things to say about packages. Why do I not need to ship things more often?
Kindest Regards,
Taylor
I went to see my dad today.
I guess it was pleasant enough. We had lunch and watched a movie. I think he only upset me once, which is a record I’m sure.
He’s having to have surgery on his Achilles tendon soon, however. This makes me sad. I think I’ve mentioned this before but I really miss him sometimes. Days where we get along well makes me wish I saw him more frequently. I almost didn’t even want...
thatguy5th-deactivated20120817 asked: its been awhile since ive been on and seen your picture. nice new look!!
“And I will try to fix you.”
– All the King’s horses and all the King’s men. (via historysaidwhat)
“The cake is a lie.”
– Marie Antoinette (via historysaidwhat)
I don’t even know how I’m alive right now. I partied way too hard for a Thursday.
Oh god it’s only Friday I can’t even.
Someone brought a crying baby into this office.
Hell to the no, bitch!
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Can I just say
that I hate the show “I didn’t know I was pregnant.”
It freaks me the fuck out.
zegersing asked: I LOVE YOU
also I just read that post about your boss
he is a prick
let me tear his nuts off please
okay
ALSO I LOVE YOU
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AGAIN XD
also I just read that post about your boss
he is a prick
let me tear his nuts off please
okay
ALSO I LOVE YOU
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY AGAIN XD
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mytiger-myheart asked: If I ever am anywhere near Texas, I'm making a special trip to beat the shit out of your boss. He sounds like a dickhead asshole douche fucker face.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
I am so livid.
I can take a lot of things. Recently my work has tried to screw me out of paying me for a shift. They have asked me to work with programs that I later found out could potentially get us all fired. They have, within the past week, made me set up an expensive program that does part of my job for me, instead of giving me more hours like I’ve asked for. I feel it’s...
“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.”
– Sarah Palin (via historysaidwhat)
“I guess the change in my pocket wasn’t enough, I’m like ‘fuck you’.”
– Jay Gatsby to Daisy Buchanan (via historysaidwhat)
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