October 2010
Somehow managed to explain to my mom, in full detail, all the ways in which my brother and various others deserve a long ass kicking for the past two hours without saying the word “fucking” or “cunt” once.
Miracles do happen, don’t let anyone tell you different.
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I can’t decide if I’d rather take a gun that shoots fire and launch it into the faces of half the people I know ORRRR personally rip off their faces myself, and then wear them as masks as I dance around and mock them in all their complete FUCKERY.
September 2010
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Yesterday I heard a girl try to justify going to a hole in the wall nail salon because it was a “pedicure emergency.”
I know I’m a cosmetology student, but this made me want to die.
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Earlier today I saw someone post a question. That question was something a long the lines of if you’d rather attend Hogwarts or start your journey to become a Pokemon Master.
I am still thinking about it. I have never been so conflicted.
I have been sick since Friday.
And I wasn’t able to do any of the things I had planned to this weekend. :[
What a waste.
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Please excuse the complete lack of anything...
I’ve just been really busy with school and this week was sooo frustrating.
What we were learning was fun and interesting and not hard; the frustration was stemming from some girls who don’t know how to act. Which, most girls don’t anyway, and being in room of 30 women for 8 hours a day, 40 hours a week probably doesn’t help much.
Patience, I don’t have much left.
...
“I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but...
fiatare:
coketalk:
— Justin Bieber
Well then, kill yourself.
*stabs self, repeatedly.* I just want to die.
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yuuus i’ve been waiting for that
Oh my god, girl. The other day it was sticking out of my duffle bag (they haven’t given us lockers yet) and my littler brother saw it and nearly jumped.right.out.of.his.damn.skin. Did the cop at least laugh? I can’t wait to start using it for evil.
EVERYONE DOES I SWEAR and thanks girl :]
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more from the girl I mentioned who asked me how I...
Girl: Are those the other glass gauges you were talking about the other day?
Me: No, these are my metal plugs.
Girl: That sounds like that hurts!
Me: Well, your earring studs are made of metal and they don't hurt, right?
Girl: They're metal?! I thought they were silver!
Me: ... Silver is a metal. It's metallic.
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I think this is a very interesting idea, maybe something I’d be interested in recapping as well.
well duh!
boy, you crack me up! unless you were seriously asking, and then, i could always message it to you if you need it, haha.
damn straight!
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I don't even.
Okay, guys, here is a story.
Guy texts me and asks me what I’m doing, and I say I just finished homework and now I’m going to bed. He says he’s in Arlington at a certain bar. I say I have school at 7 in the morning. He asks me do I not want to see him. I say that it’s not that I don’t want to go have fun, it’s that I have school so early. Which, is a nice way...
Yesterday a girl in my class asked me how I go to clubs and go out drinking if I’m only 18.
Sigh.
Today was a very weird day at school.
It wasn’t bad but it definitely wasn’t the same. Our usual teacher was out so we had Snoop D-O-Double G fill in and while I really liked him and his more structured way of teaching, there were just certain hang ups to the day. Like a whole group of girls leaving mid-day just because they didn’t like him (which I thought was so rude and I felt embarrassed and it totally just...
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What on earth is my problem.
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sdkfjhdslfkjdhf-deactivated2011 asked: someday i'll get this for you
http://tearriffic.tumblr.com/post/1153868605/ifthisisajoke-craftzine-com-blog-200lb
http://tearriffic.tumblr.com/post/1153868605/ifthisisajoke-craftzine-com-blog-200lb
Last night was insane.
It was my friend Natasha’s birthday. I can’t even begin to explain what a baller this girl is. She’s just so very lucky. Anyway, we all went out to dinner and afterwards we headed out to a club in Dallas where she had rented out a table for us. Not only that, but she had already taken care of our first $600 worth of drinks. There was maybe 12 of us, max. I drank so much, I...
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Sam!
Yes, we will be pen pals. Just let me know when and we’ll get that going! And we can send each other cute little things from where we live and I’ll draw you little things and stuff and it will be so much fun!
So.
decimus:
shortstackk:
Yesterday when I got that package I was so pumped because I really like getting mail the old fashioned way. It’s just so exciting, the anticipation of waiting and having something tangible in your hand that you know someone spent time on. It’s so much more personal than an e-mail or text. I wish we were all pen pals!
can this apply to people too?
“It’s just so...
So.
Yesterday when I got that package I was so pumped because I really like getting mail the old fashioned way. It’s just so exciting, the anticipation of waiting and having something tangible in your hand that you know someone spent time on. It’s so much more personal than an e-mail or text. I wish we were all pen pals!
wanderlustandtethers asked: 10 g, can't really go any bigger because of my job. I mean, I probably could but I don't seem to want to. I had a black pair of carved ones forever from bodyartforms.com, broke one, went to Diablo Rojo here and replaced the pair with the very same design... and this week noticed I was missing one (I may find it) and knew I had been meaning to pick out a white pair, so I swung by Diablo...
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Finished my Style Book for tomorrow. I caught up on a few of your blogs, but now I’m back to studying for tomorrow’s exam. I miss you guys. If any of you want to add me on Facebook or take the time to shoot me a message feel free to do so.
School
is definitely getting in the way of some good shows coming up.
This is why I don’t even check anymore, it saves much disappointment.
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I hate girls who are catty for no reason.
A guy I know posted something on Facebook about how it sucks being single.
I just said that sometimes it does, but sometimes it’s better than being in a stressful relationship.
Some girl comments under me and says that she would rather be stressed with someone than be alone.
Being single is different than being alone. You still have friends, you can still go on dates and have fun. You...
Internet is out.
So this is from my phone.
Just wanted to say that school today wasn’t as uplifting as yesterday, but once I make friends I’m sure it will be better. It just sucks eating lunch alone.
Other than that they threw us right into styling today and I already rock at rollers. (Ha, that sounds funny when I say it like that.)
I ROCK AT ROLLAS.
This is why I have no one to sit with.
I am completely fucking done with you
vonvoss:
I’ve said this so many times over the past few months, but I swear to you that I mean it this time. I can’t go on with a long tirade like I usually do, because I don’t even have the energy. I don’t have anything to say at this point. I’m tired. I’m completely fed up. Before, I’d be slightly annoyed, give you an extension, you’d fix things and the cycle would start all over again. This...
zegersing asked: BABYCAKES I AM GOING TO BED NOW I wanted to stay up to ask you how school went! :D So this is me asking aha
I will read your answer tomorrow when I get up ):
I am so exhausted I FEEL LIKE A BAD FRIEND FOR NOT STAYING UP BUT ILY KNOW THAT PLZ. Okay goodnight ahaha x
I will read your answer tomorrow when I get up ):
I am so exhausted I FEEL LIKE A BAD FRIEND FOR NOT STAYING UP BUT ILY KNOW THAT PLZ. Okay goodnight ahaha x
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