September 2010
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If I were an object, I’d be an old book.
Sep 1st
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If I were a scent, I’d be rain.
Sep 1st
August 2010
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Aug 31st
sdkfjhdslfkjdhf-deactivated2011 asked: that's what i'm sayin!
omg the title of your blog is so funny
and why are you awake?!
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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If I were a food, I’d be chicken noodle soup.
Aug 31st
zegersing asked: shdfjkhfdgjhfdg all of your photos are so NICE WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME your 'if i were' thing, you should probably make one that says
'If I had a stalker, it'd be Joanna' bcuz rly. ALSO THAT PHOTO OF YOU WITH LONG HAIR D'AWW OMG YOU'RE SO ADORABLE REALLY. <3
It's the morning and I'm avoiding cello practice, I do apologise for my...
Aug 31st
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Joanna: but now we call him exboyfriend rofl
Joanna: my lifeeeeee
Me: hey i know a few guys named ex boyfriend, too!
Joanna: crazyyy
Joanna: are they all idiots? |:
Me: YES IT'S SO WEIRD
Aug 31st
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If I were an element, I’d be water.
Aug 31st
I ended up trying out my yoga cards earlier this evening. I decided to go ahead and attempt every one of them to see what I can do and what I need to build up towards. It was really nice. I kind of fell and crashed out of a few positions but it seemed to really entertain my mom. Also, my dog likes to try to snuggle up against me while I do this since I’m sitting/laying/standing on a blanket...
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
“I think this is some medical quackery.”
Aug 31st
The Wilderness Downtown. →
wanderlustandtethers: You guys. Go experience this. Beautiful
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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fiatare replied to your post: Another semi-productive bed ridden day. I went… you were an english major?! i am too! and i definitely write in all my books, so don’t worry i don’t think it’s insanity. then again.. i’m not exactly the sanest lol. I was! actually I have quite an odd array of majors I’ve been through. In high school it changed a lot as far as what I wanted to be. For...
Aug 31st
Listenfemmerun: (via ahoyjenni / marinacobain) ...
Aug 31st
Another semi-productive bed ridden day. I went through a deleted a toooon of files off my computer and really cleaned a lot of stuff out. Now I’m in the process of reorganizing my pictures. It’s quite the task, though. I also read the first chapter of The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath and (I’m such a nerd!) annotated it. I can’t read anything without highlighting everything...
Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st
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Scheduled an HIV test today
Me: I don't have reason to suspect but if the test results come back positive I want you to do something for me.
Taylor: yes?
Me: I want you to get infected too and we'll die together.
Taylor: how about when you die I just kill myself. Romeo and Juliet style. Just stab myself over your coffin.
Me: don't even bother with that. Just climb in after the funeral and die slowly on top of my corpse. True love.
Taylor: deal.
Aug 31st
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Normally I wouldn't waste my time.
But, this is just so fucking ridiculous. In case you’re oblivious and ignorant, which if recent events serve as any indication YOU ARE, I’ve been taking part in a very simple 30 Day Challenge. One of the blanks was “If I were a planet, I’d be …” and I said the moon. Or a moon, or whatever. OBVIOUSLY I KNOW THE MOON IS NOT ONE OF THE 9 NOW 8 PLANETS ROLLING...
Aug 30th
thymelody replied to your post: If I were a liquid, I’d be Mercury. why? Well, because, it’s a liquid heavy metal. It’s like it can’t make up it’s mind. Which I never can. Also, a very long time ago a friend of mine said to me that Mercury by Counting Crows reminds him of me. These are the lyrics: She is trapped inside a month of gray, and they take a little every day....
Aug 30th
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If I were a fruit, I’d be a pomegranate.
Aug 30th
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If I were an emotion, I’d be disappointment.
Aug 30th
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If I were a color, I’d be grey.
Aug 30th
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If I were a musical instrument, I'd be a piano, or...
Maybe a keytar then?
Aug 30th
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If I were a flower, I’d be a Dandelion.
Aug 30th
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If I were a tree, I’d be a Japanese Maple.
Aug 30th
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If I were a gemstone, I’d be Amber.
Aug 30th
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If I were a liquid, I’d be Mercury.
Aug 30th
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we are similar brains. 4eva.
Me: jhsdf we need to merge our brains
Me: i can do photoshop
Me: but have no artistic talent
Me: you have the talent
Taylor: SEE IT'S PERFECT
Me: together
Me: we'd be
Taylor: UNSTOPPABLE?1
Me: UNSTOPPABLE.
Taylor: ALDSKJFAKLSJF
Me: judshfjkfdgkfdg
Aug 30th
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For a girl who was practically bed ridden these past few days I have been kind of productive this evening. I finally started my art/project blog aaaand I totally organized my own yoga routine to attempt on a regular basis (hopefully). I’m actually really excited about both of those so I think I’ll be pretty diligent.
Aug 30th
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If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a chest of...
Aug 30th
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If I were a direction, I'd be backward.
Aug 30th
Her body is a difficult sister, and she loves her,...
Aug 30th
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wanderlustandtethers replied to your post: If I were a planet, I’d be the moon.Moon’s not a planet! But that’s okay. :) haha i knoww! i just can’t be confined to less than a dozen typical options. i just can’t be confined, lady. :P
Aug 30th
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so.
i made another tumblr. the name for it is gnarwal because narwhal was taken and gnarwhal was taken and i really hope i don’t get sick of the name. but, as of right now it only has a bunch of my super old artwork on it. i plan on using it for some of my more artistic endeavors/projects i’ll hopefully be starting soon. i want some of it to be interactive so that way if i do a project...
Aug 30th
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If I were a planet, I’d be the moon.
allhate-noheart: (via shortstackk) But the moon isn’t a planet. well, if i were a huge rock floating around in space i’d be the one that we call the moon. also, long live pluto.
Aug 30th
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If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seahorse.
Aug 30th
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If I were a planet, I’d be the moon.
Aug 30th
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zegersing asked: RIGHT SO WHY WOULD YOU BE THOSE MONTHS
AND THOSE DAYS
REALLY I DO WANT TO KNOW
YOU'VE MADE IT SOUND SO ~INTRIGUING D;
DAMN YOU.

<3
Aug 30th
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If I were a time of day, I’d be 3am.
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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wanderlustandtethers asked: I sent a comment to a lengthy post of yours that maybe was deleted while I was commenting. But my reply was this:

Two sets of two words:
Been there.
Get out.

<3
Aug 29th
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Listentearriffic: Shut Me Up - Mindless Self...
Aug 28th
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If I were a day of the week, I’d be Wednesday or...
Aug 28th
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If I were a month, I’d be February or October.
Aug 28th
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artdecadence: BITCH YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO HEAR EVERYTHING IN AN RP ACCENT ALREEEEET. Imagine me reading it all to you 8D Haha, I actually would really like that.  Like I said, it wasn’t the accent I hated, but rather the stupidity of Stephanie Meyer who had rubbed off on me.
Aug 28th
hypertroll replied to your post:I’ve just watched all of the “Alex Reads Twilight”… why would we shoot you for an English accent? not that we have the accent, seeing as it’s actually English we’re speaking… :P It wasn’t the accent. I actually really like the accent. It was the fact that I started to word things the way Stephanie Meyer would have… which is another way to say...
Aug 28th